Friday, December 31, 2010

Hey y'all!

Right so I'm on a bus. I've been on this bus since 9. How fun.

I got a whole lot of books for xmas. It goes up to my knees all stacked up. I've read 2 so far, and I'm in the middle of the third. I don't know how many there are total, but I can count when I get home. And then I got a tuner/metronome, and the second ALL CAPS CD. They didn't have any of the first.

Courtney, I'm regreting not kidnapping you right now.

Kat, I am going to update sometime tomorrow with a video just for you =)

I'm sick, so I'm gonna go. But expect a video about Texas sometime in the next week.

Have a great new year!
Jess

PS I just remembered that we need to make negotiations for changes to this for the new year.
PPS Kat, you will be excited about court's present if you don't remember what it was =)

Sunday, December 26, 2010

hi peeps!!!

to Joe and Nick,

So today is one of the most disappointing days of the year. Americans by nature are spoiled brats and they build up Christmas from at least Thanksgiving, sometimes from Halloween, so when it is over those spoiled brats are naturally disappointed. and thats how Courtney Steele "Cs" it.

To Kat,

I think that its okay for you to get presents on Christmas because Jesus is a real person, it is documented, so technically you have to believe in him because its history and proven. However, you can not believe in God. Christmas is a celebration of Jesus's birthday. When you get presents, they are like party favors to his bday party. And its okay to celebrate his birth because you celebrate MLK day and you are not black.

To-Jessamyn,

I-cant-wait-to-see-you-tomorrow!!


well thats about it

Tschuss

from,

Kevin

Saturday, December 25, 2010

stupid-keyboard-returns

Yoooooola-bitches

My-space-bar-is-being-a-bitch.

I-think-we-need-a-serious-revamp-of-this-blog-with-the-new-year.-I-say-we-all-have-a-discussion-on-the-first-once-Im-home-and-figure-out-what-to-do.Skype-time-baby!

I-really-can't-wait-to-see-you-Courtney!-2Days!!!

And-Kat,-you-should-steal-a-car-and-meet-us-there-too.

Merry-Christmas,-and-lets-hope-for-a-new-year-without-keyboard-problems!xD

Your-pimp,
Myn

PS:-Court,-remember-honor-band-shirt,-11:30,-my-phone-will-be-off-until-the-day-of.-And-Michael-wants-you-to-know-hes-excited-to-see-you.

Friday, December 24, 2010

Merry Christmas Eve

Dancer and Prancer,

So, today is Christmas Eve, and being the atheist I am, I had an interesting conversation with my father about why I should get presents if I don't believe in Jesus. Yay! (Sarcasm)

My life pretty much sucks here at my dad's house, so there's not much to say, except that I understand how Sirius Black must have felt as a child/teenager in regards to his family.

I'm sorry that I didn't have time to get you guys Christmas presents, my life has been busy and far from the mall. Courtney, I think I shall try to write the Charlotte Black story for you...or at least the beginning of it. Jessyman, I still remember that video I was supposed to make you. It will be late. Sorry, loads of problems downloading. And Cher, yours will be late too, sorry.

Jess, I don't know when you read this. So if it's before Christmas, I still do remember to text before calling you. And if it is on Christmas or after, this probably won't matter anymore.

My dad cut off my internet, so I'm on my phone, so it will unfortunately be next week when I get to give you guys a video with the camera my mom got me for Christmas. I have footage of Andrew Hill in his flightsuit!!!! Oh, and some of Ashley and other random people.

Anyway, I need to go.

Ciao,
Rudolph

Ps. On this day, thirteen years ago, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger were in Godric's Hallow. :P
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Saturday, December 18, 2010

I am sick

Red and Green,

No time.
Leaving in ten minutes.
Camera WILL NOT upload.
Nikki says hi.
Hill came to visit school.

Bye,
Silver

Friday, December 17, 2010

Sorry

I may not be able to post on Sunday cos ill be in a car all day and might not have access to a computer sorry...

Courtney

Sunday, December 12, 2010

15 more days, if i can count right.

My Dearest Momsie and Popsie,


I dont really got much to write about so this is a short post.

The Steele football team is going to State.

I spent the whole day wrapping presents today for the angel tree at my church and i learned that i am not very good at wrapping presents.

by the end of the christmas season i am going to be poor.

by the end of the christmas seasom my parents are going to be poor

damn recession

that is all

Galinda

Saturday, December 11, 2010

stupid-keyboard

Ah,-fuck-it.

My-keyboard-has-crapped-out-on-me.

So-text-me-and-find-out-about-my-week.

Cuz-Im-not-gonna-deal-with-this-shit

ttyl
Jessamyn

Sunday, December 5, 2010

What to write? What to write?

Once upon a time there was a girl named Sue Sylvester... sorry i have been watching a ton of glee lately

my dearest pb and j,

yesterday was so hot that at our football game, in which we won, three of the people on the dance team passed out. though we were wearing a lot more clothes than them and ours are all black and non of us passed out, those babies...

one of the best movie quotes ever- Todd: Yeah! I think I'm in love with her, dude.
Marty: She looks like she's about 11 years old but...
Todd: I can wait! I solemnly vow to save myself for her.
Marty: I can see how that would be really difficult for you.

Kudos to you if you can name the movie, though Jessamyn has a slight upper hand

another awesome quote:
"What is your name?"
"What is your quest"
"What is your favorite color"

though its not so awesome out of the context of the movie, even more Kudos if you can guess that movie.

that is all,

Oxymoron

Late as well =P

Hey chocolate and strawberry,
Ah, well since Kat was late I figure I might as well post late too.

We all have at least one punishment right now. And for Kat, at least one means two =P I have no idea how we should handle this, but I think we should do something fun.

I was icky sicky Friday afternoon and all of yesterday. So it means I didn't go out after right after the first good snowfall of the season. It's still sitting there, and I know it's mocking me, because it knows I have homework that I have to do instead of play in the snow =(

Kaaaaat, you said you'd send me a copy of your story sometime. I'd be interested in you doing that sooner than later.

Courtney, TWENTY-TWO DAYS!!!!!!! I can't wait to see you, I'm kind of going crazy. But you and I already discussed this at length xD I was thinking that instead of bringing books it might just be smarter to bring xmas presents for the other. And then I will of course bring Michael. Won't that be fun to explain to any of my friends who ask? Because they don't know about Michael or his significance.

I keep trying to find a pair of glasses for him, because I think he would look smart with black rimmed glasses, but I can't find any. It makes me sad.

Oh Kat, I am most definitely going to get your stuff to you, but by now it's going to be smarter for me to get yours and ashley's Christmas presents, and THEN send everything. I hope they have a flat rate box that will fit all the things I'm sending. Because at current count there are two books, your birthday present - which is quite large in its packaging - then I'm sending a lot of people chocolate truffles that I'm making next weekend (I'm planning on going crazy with it. Like you have no idea) instead of Christmas presents, and you and ashley are actually getting Christmas presents.

If I didn't like Christmas so much, the idea of how much work I'm putting into everything would probably make me crazy.

And then I am going to be busy almost until I get back from Texas. I only have Wednesday,and Friday of this week free from band or guard. Then the next week I have the whole weekend free from band, but it's finals week, so I'll mostly be studying. Then will come finals week, which will be filled with studying (I know that me studying is crazy, but if I don't study, I'm going to fail at least three of my classes). Then I get three days (Thurs-Sun) of winter break before the Texas trip.

If I'm still sane by January 2nd, call a miracle specialist.

Your sister in ice cream,
Vanilla

Super Late...but you know what

I don't care. :P

Dearest Hansel and Gretel,

I have not been on the computer since Thursday for more than five minutes without being told to get off until now.

Anyway, mi padre is in town, but you know what, I don't really like my dad, so I'm kinda glad he's leaving tomorrow morning.

I FINISHED NANOWRIMO

Which I know that Jessyman knows this, but Cher, if you weren't aware of this, I finished NaNoWriMo! I am currently letting my friends read and edit it, and I get to let my English teacher read it over winter break!

Also, this week I made a gajillion cupcakes and brought them to school!

And...I'm too tired to think of anything else I should like to tell you two.

Sorry I didn't post yesterday,

-Rita Skeeter

PS I'm watching GOF right now...if you couldn't tell

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Lazyness - I can haz it

I am tired.

So this is all you get:


~Jessamyn

Friday, November 26, 2010

NaNoWriMo Ends on Tuesday

And I'm not even close to finishing. I've still got a good 20,000 or so words to write, but I am a woman determined. A woman determined to finish the hell that is, in fact, NaNoWriMo.

So, Ron and Hermione,

I hope you both enjoyed Turkey Day, I actually didn't, but that's because as the pessimist I am, I despise Turkey Day. It's the day where we celebrate the fact that one day, the people whose land we stole, crashed our dinner and ate food with us. Then, a few years later, we killed them and stole their land. CHEERFUL. YAY.

Okay, so, I have had a rather boring week. I was sick for most of it, and I ended up reading a good portion of the 39 Clues series. It's good and interesting, but hilarious because it's done by like six different authors, so the books can go from good to bad fast./

And currently, I'm watching the Wizard of Oz which makes me appreciate the color green some more. Which reminds me, I don't know if I mentioned it, but I dyed parts of my hair teal, or rather Ashley did, and now it's faded so it looks more emerald green-ish.

We're watching 1776 in English class -oh work how I miss thee- and it's a very very very hilarious movie.

Plus, I've decided that you girls should make your way over to Arizona for Christmas break. Since you guys will already be close by in ... somewhere in Texas, I'm too tired to think where.

Have I mentioned I'm tired. I had a Nos, so I think I'm just having withdrawal from the symptoms. Oh, and have I mentioned I have no idea where I'm going with this post? Yeah, no idea, so Imma signing off.

Adios muchachas.
- The Kit Kat -

Sunday, November 21, 2010

This the 92nd Post

What up my home skillet and biscuit,

Last week was pretty crazy because my 2 and 4 year old cousins were staying with us while their parents took a trip. I do not remember the last time my house was so hectic. This week we had benchmark TAKS (Texas assessment of knowledge and skills) testing. My English teacher just had us watch movies. One of them being Monty Python and the Holy Grail so that wasn't so bad. Yesterday we had our second playoff game at the Alamo Dome. My friends and i tried to lose our voices by screaming but it didn't work so we talked and sang girly pop songs in a demonic voice which was pretty amusing. Oh and we won the game, but what band kid cares about that.

Later today i am finally going to go see Harry potter 7. Then im spending the night at my friend, Milea, house. Tomorrow we are going to bake a cake, and cook a homemade pizza, we have been planing this for like a month, we are also going to A DAY TO REMEMBER concert. If you never heart of them you should listen to them, they have an awesome cover of Since U Been Gone. There song If It Means A Lot To You is now one of my favorite songs.

Our next playoff game is Friday and its in Laredo which is about three hours south of here and at the Mexican border, scary.

This is all
Aloha
Cher

PS: that reminded me, I really want to see Burlesque

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Yola mi compadres

Hey there y'all, sup dudes?

Right, now that I've gotten my California and American South out of my system...

HI.

So I have filmed a reaction video to the Deathly Hallows: Part 1, but it is about 19 minutes of footage to go through and edit, that I really don't feel like because family is here. I will post it later this week.

Courtney I'm so sorry I didn't call you back, there was a moment of panic where we'd mistakenly thought we'd left my aunt and her boyfriend at the airport for two hours, so I forgot to call.

Kat, Courtney and I have a punishment for you, but I'm not going to announce it, because I don't remember exactly what she and I decided on.

I read the first book of the Hunger Games this week, I am buying the second tomorrow, and my other friend is letting me borrow the third. The first book was absolutely amazing and I really wish that I'd managed to pick it up before hand.

See, the thing is that I tend not to like fantasy/sci-fi/post apocalypse books in general, they don't ever seem to interest me the right way. The fact that my favorite books over various periods in my life being Fantasy brings about the point that you're either a hit or a miss with those types of books. The best ones mesh together normal life with something so extraordinary or thought provoking that it is good. So I really wish that I'd read this series before the third book came out.

You know, it's really interesting to go into a grocery store with people from England. My aunt (not her boyfriend, who basically only eats cheese pizza) absolutely lit up anytime that she saw food that she liked. And they kept pointing out the differences in marketing (England is marketed like everyone is an old person, while we market to children), and coloring of some specific brands. I asked my aunt if she thought it was funny how they always visited for thanksgiving, and she tells me she plans it that way on purpose because she loves American food.

Also really interesting piece of knowledge their house is old enough that it has an outdoor toilet (as well as the indoor one). It also sounds absolutely tiny in a ridiculous way. The only city I would ever consider living in is Seattle. But otherwise I could never do it because I like having big open houses. Suburbia drives me mad in some ways, but overall it's my best fit.

Oh, and this week for a French field trip we went to the Aliance Francaise and made french food and watched a french movie. I learned how to make truffles, and not that you would be included in this, but people that I was putting on the chopping block for Christmas gifts due to costs of shipping are now probably going to get truffles from me.

I could probably spew on for ages about this week, but I think I'm done for now.

T. T. F. N. Tah Tah For Now! =)
~Jessamyn

Better Late than Never

Thing 1 and Thing 2,

So this blog is late only because I fell asleep on accident last night, not because I forgot about you guys.

Anyway, I don't think I can really gush about Harry Potter too much. I mean I almost cried at the end, and I really did love it, but I don't know how in depth of it I can really go into it without having like a fifty page review. Oh, and I ended up seeing the movie 3 times on opening day. :P AWESOMENESS. My friend Austin made like five random, loud, commentary comments and for some reason, everyone in the audience like loved them. :/ Oh, and he started quoting AVPM at points even though he's never seen or heard of it.

I am going to say that with all that is left for Part 2, Deathly Hallows 2 is going to be motherfreakingawesome.

Okay, I don't really have much to write, but um, yeah.

Ciao.
-Kit-Kat-

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Short Post cos I am a Procrastinator

I have a test in AP Geography that i have to study for cos i have a 78 in the class and i got a seventy on the last test which is barely passing at my school. I promise i will try to post sometime this week, probably like wednesday cos i have Region Band tryouts on Tuesday.

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Emo Corner

Right, I'm tired, Courtney just texted me and reminded me I needed to post.

I've been watching glee all day. My back hurts like a bitch. I keep feeling really crappy about my word count, but when I write I feel too crappy about where I am to do anything for long. I found out something that is TOTALLY not okay with me whatsoever, and feel completely helpless to do anything about it, because I've stuck myself somewhere I should have already gotten out of for far too long (you guys can text me about what it is, but I'm not gonna outright say it on a public blog). And every time that I have a sliver of a chance to hang out with Bree it is taken away in an instant, and the most time I've spent with her was 25 minutes yesterday when I got permission to go to lunch after playing almost all day Friday to the point of nearly passing out. And that 25 minutes I got to spend with Bree was tainted by what I'd found out in the chunk of 25 minutes before that.

This week is total crap. So I'm gonna go back to watching glee, because I can't sleep and probably won't be able to for hours, but at least it will keep my mind on fictional problems rather than my own.

Your brooding sister,
Jessamyn

PS: I really need my own emo corner after that post, don't I?

This is mainly for the one I didn't talk to for 4+ hours on Skype yesterday

Dear Crabbe and Goyle,

Badly edited...sorry



I have this long video for you because I like my videos, even if today's is pretty bad. Oh well. Anyways, I covered most everything in there, cause I'm magical like that.

So the video includes a tour of my house, me talking about Mr Chiang, me in Physics, NaNoWriMo, Deathly Hallows, and ... um I feel like that's it.

Oh, and yes, if you're confused in my tour, I do have two rooms. One is technically my grandmother's room, but she's never here, so it's mine otherwise.

Um, and awesome thing I left out of the video cause I forgot: Project Aries is Tuesday so we got Registration Guides for next year. Currently, I'll take next year: AP English Lit. & Comp, AP Calculus, AP Physics*, AP Statistics, Drama II, American Problems/Psychology (with Laura!), and I'll be a TA for Mr. Campbell.
* When I dropped out of AP Physics last year, I was the reason they had to cancel it. O.o ooops.

Anyway, I'm kinda tired and I gotta keep NaNoWriMoing. So ciao.

Hugs and Butterfly Kisses,
Your Draco

PS. I know I used this like last week... but it kinda fits better now...eh, idk.
PPS. Cher, I have teal in my hair. You can't really see it in the video, but it exists.

Sunday, November 7, 2010

Happy Sunday

Dear Elphaba and GAlinda,

Nothing has really happened this week hear also, we didn't even elect a new governor, Texas has the same one that it has had since George W. Bush became president. Last night i couldn't fall asleep and i had a scene from the Sirius/OC story i told you both about going through my head so i decided to write it down, so in my blog today i will share with you that scene.Remember that i wrote this at like 2 o'clock in the morning so don't expect it to be good.

NUMBER 12 Grimmauld Place

I arrived early to the address Dumbledore had given me. Once I saw the residence appear, I walked up to the grand oak door and knocked.Shortly after, a short plump lady, with fiery red hair opened the door. Must be a Weasley. " Good evening, my name is Rosa-" I started to introduce myself.

"Oh deary, Dumbledore informed me that you would be coming, You are a little early for the meeting, but you are welcome to join us for supper," she said.

As I attempted to decline, not wanting to intrude , my traitorous stomach growled. " Don't be ridiculous.There's plenty of food, and it will give you some time to meet the other Order members, plus you are far too skinny and your stomach seems to want the food." she insisted.

"Well, I guess i can not refuse," I replied as i followed her into the threshold and toward the dining room. As we got half way down the entryway i heard a women yelling something about blood traitors and mudblood filth in her house. I jerked my head to the noise, worrying about what was going on.Noticing my behavior, Mrs Weasley explained, " It's a portrait of the former Mistress of the house, don't worry she is harmless and you'll be used to her ranting soon enough."

Her explanation calmed me and i continued to follow her. " So, who owns the house now, I would assume it to be the former mistress's son, but i can not imagine somebody with her as a mother willing to allow the Order of the Phoenix to use their house as headquarters."

" Well, Miss Lestrange, I believe that people are likely to say the same thing about you, " Mrs. Weasley replied.

"Touché, so the son really does own it.:

"Yes, you'll meet him at supper, I am sure you will have a lot in common." she affirmed. I shook my head as we rounded the corner and arrived at the dining room.The scene in front of me surprised me greatly.While i had expected a small group of people talking calmly, or maybe even not speaking at all, like i was grown accustomed to at my house, instead it seemed more like the Great Hall full of students at meal times. Mrs.Weasley showed me to a seat and wen to go make a plate of food for me.As I sat and observed the people around me I felt a pair of eyes on me. I searched through the people until my eyes met the most stunning eyes i had ever seen.They looked like storm clouds with hints of the blue sky behind them.I could see my self getting lost in them. what can i say, I'm an eye girl. After staring in to the pair of eyes for what seemed to be hours, but in reality was just a few seconds, i checked out the rest of him. He had shaggy black hair, the face of a god, and dressed in expensive, though outdated robes.But Oh Merlin, was he attractive.No, not attractive, the man was Sex on Legs.Since i had just spent the last five minutes drooling over him I decided to go introduce myself to him.

"H-hello," I stammered. Damn, i sound like a virgin twit, calm down its just a guy, well man, an extremely gorgeous man, Oh No he is just staring at me, Say Something else." My name is Rosa," well that was original.

"Hi, my name is Sirius, welcome to my humble abode, or as i like to call it, a little piece of hell on earth"

I giggled stupidly and replied, " Oh, so your the son of the crazy women, wait, Sirius, as in Sirius Black."

"yes, that would be me," he said timidly.

"Man, you should sue, your wanted poster doesn't do you any justice," i joked. He started at me for a second and began to laugh as i soon followed. Hearing the laughter, the person sitting next him, who i had not noticed, turn to see what the commotion was about.

" Miss Lestrange, what a surprise to see you here," my former Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, Remus Lupin exclaimed.

To be continued...


That is what i got to.

Any who

Tschuss

Fiyero


Saturday, November 6, 2010

Now it's 14 days!

Ben and Jerry,

Hiiiiiiiii.

Right, so I talked to the both of you earlier. I talked about most of what I was already going to talk about.

I'm making TGIF appetizers in the oven. We're having cheese sticks, potato skins, and hot wings. You know, the funny thing is that I think the frozen stuff tastes a lot better than what you get if you actually go to Fridays.

I'm feeling less stressed than I was earlier, but I didn't do what Courtney said I should. And now I'm more lost than ever. Normally this would be when I could talk to Corey, but I haven't talked to him in a while and he didn't pick up earlier because he was probably busy... I'm probably gonna do what Courtney said though.

ANYWAYS

I went to panera for the first time today. I had mac and cheese, which I think I needed far more than a sandwich. I miss going to noodles and company. It's one of the best things about the glen, and their mac and cheese is AMAZING. Also, I think it's cool at Panera how you can either get a side of an apple, bread, or chips. I got bread, then once I'd finished my butter packet, I used the extra cheese from my mac and cheese.

Kat, what do you think the likelihood of flying out to Texas so you can be at sea world on the 27th of December is? Just curious. It would save me money on sending you and Ashley christmas presents.

Speaking of Christmas... EGG NOG IS HERE!!!!! I loooooove egg nog so much.

I'm not really hungry. Sort of nauseous. I dunno. But the frozen stuff is done... And we have ben and jerry's and cheesecake pudding cups for desert.

I think I'm gonna go eat.

From your lovely cow who makes you able to produce ice cream,
Jessamyn

PS: I'm aware I just called myself a cow. If we were in India you would not laugh and say I just insulted myself.
PPS: Are you sure it was 15 days when you posted yesterday Kat? I'll go with your numbers cuz I don't want to look it up, but I'm not sure that's right.

Friday, November 5, 2010

There's like 15 days left (til Deathly Hallows duh!)

I can't think of clever names to call you two...ugh...

Dear Gred and Forge,

Okay, so this week has been pretty lame, so there's not gonna be much to write about. Um, Halloween was pretty fun. Me, Ashley, and Jake stayed up super late that night eating candy and watching AVPM. Monday I ditched school since Halloween was the day before and I was sugar. Tuesday I got dumped. Wednesday and Thursday I was sick (like legitly sick not 'Oh, there's an assignment due *cough* ... I'm sick' but seriously sick), and today wasn't really memorable. Like no joke, I literally have nothing to write about.

I think I'm gonna record footage every Friday. Because I was bored today and I was filming people during TASK and I got good footage of us hitting Chad with a catapult and Ashley rambling on about something for band that I'm supposed to post on here to tell you guys? I think it's becoming a bad habit for me to give you guys random clips, but I supposed you guys do get to see Ashley this way, so it works.



Yeah, I didn't really understand what she was saying, maybe you guys will. Sorry about the random catapult clips, but I thought you guys might enjoy seeing the evil!Ashley who throws pencils at people, lulz.

Um, I think I'll talk about NaNoWriMo again. Okay, so I'm mega behind, but I plan to spent the weekend catching up. My story is a weird teenager murder/mystery thriller book? I'm not really sure. I'm still on the intro-ish area of the story. I really don't like NaNoWriMo this year...I don't think I liked it last year either. Oh well. On the plus side, I've convinced my crazy Drama teacher to let me write during SRRFF time.

By the way, still not sure what I'm supposed to be putting in these blogs, so I'm just rambling on unimportant stuff, sorry.

Hugs and Butterfly Kisses,
Cherry

Sunday, October 31, 2010

October 31, 2010

Dear hot chocolate and marshmallow,

Most people in this country think of today as Halloween, or the day with costumes and candy. I, however, and probably you guys as well think of this day as 20 days until Harry Potter 7 Part One comes out!

That reminds me, on Friday before our football game, me and some of my friends were talking about the horrible things about the Twilight series and how the people are copying harry potter with making Breaking Dawn into two parts. It reminded of us, SADFACE. At the game, me and my friends spent the whole first half singing Avril Lavigne songs that we could remember by heart. The second half we serenaded with famous lovesongs.

The music video to Firework by Katy Perry reminds me of the music video of Beautiful by Christina Aguilera except there are fireworks coming out of people, which is sort of weird.

Kat dont worry about your pot me and Jess have had worse, like when we had like 1 sentence or word and Jessamyn rambles ALOT in her videos, dont worry I still love you Jess, rambling comes from you talking like a gilmore girl.

Sincerely,
Your sweet transvestite from transexual transylavania

Saturday, October 30, 2010

Bad way to come back from hiatus

To my razzles and dippin dots (figure out who you are!),

Kat, this is a terrible way to induct you but my post will be short because I have Rachael over. We have chocolate, and cookie dough, and this starburst-gummy thingy, and pizza, and soda, Rachael's smelly feet, popcorn, The Nightmare Before Christmas, video games of the non hard/shooter/annoying variety, and pizza, and pillows, and blankets, and a blow up matress, and a dog, and pj's, and a giant flash light, and a fluffy dog, and love.

Oh, and I got first chair in band, but I already said that on facebook.

I apologize for this fail.

Court's turn tomorrow,
~Your peanut butter cup

Friday, October 29, 2010

And it's Liane...I mean Kat

Dearest Cher and Icee,

I doubt Jessamyn even remembers being nicknamed Icee, so that was kind've pointless. So is this random video I'm about to put in.

Okay, there is a video on the youtube page. The video is still processing, and Kat has too much to do, so I say just go on there and watch it, cause I don't have time to wait, also because it's not letting me attach a video right now and ... yeah. So if there's no video on this, please go to the youtube page because this really won't make sense without it.

Okay, so, crappy video which explains NaNoWriMo, Halloween (kind've), AP English, and redvines. Anyway, I guess I'm just gonna summarize awesome stuff from the week.

Okay, well this isn't awesome, but I have custody days with Ashley. Her boyfriend gets one day, I get the next to hang out with her, so I've had a pretty boring week. I've had like no one to hang out with. But I have had the awesomeness of having my drama club president start watching AVPM. Which me and Laura (the Laura you know Cher) on a class to class basis. (No joke, we started singing Get Back to Hogwarts one day).

The only interesting part of this week has been the fact that my History group is super smart. We're going Ancient Greece for our project, and we're like almost done and no group, not even Barbie's is close to being done. Which makes me redvines inside.

Yeah, stuff in Hawaii is boring besides all of the drama. And you don't care about people like Shantel dating someone, so I'll exclude that.

Anyway, I think I'll explain the Damon/Andrew Hill thing in the video. Mr Jones wrote on the board

Damon __________ Andrew _______
But he said: "Damon blanked Andrew blank" cause we were going over Indirect, Direct objects stuff...and I think this plus the video thing will explain all of it...kind've. Oh, and Damon *actually* moved :(

Anyway, I'm like super pressed on time...I'm so sorry guys. I forgot about the blog and Cirque Du Soleil, which caused this horrible first blog.

Oh, and just to add in, Courtney, that Laura I mentioned she's like my best friend besides Ashley. Which is awesome because she is like the you from Frosh year. The awesome person in my math, english, and elective class who makes awesome jokes with me. Laura should've been in the video but she didn't speak loudly enough or awesome enough. Eh.

-Redvines (Kit Kat)

Monday, October 11, 2010

10/10/10

Hey there Pickle!

I can forgive your forgetting to post yesterday. I'm still kinda pumped up with and omg feeling today, so expect only good things from me.

I met John Green. Whoa.



Some things that I didn't mention in the video:

When I told him Kat's name was Katherine spelled like in the book, he said "well at least I know how to spell that", because hers was the third book I got signed for someone else, and I'd had to spell those names. Also kind of strange, but I said my name was Jessamyn, and got to spelling J-E-S-S when he said "A-M-Y-N?" More super whoa. Because afterwards he'd asked if he'd met me before saying something about my name, and I said no. Which means that at some point he has seen my name before, or there is another Nerdfighter with my name. Which is awesome.

Also, my friends and the girl Maggie that I met had gifts for John. My friends had letters for him, and a toy peep. And Maggie made him a mix CD, that included a few parmore songs. I'm really wondering what he was/is/will be thinking when he listens to it.

And he shook my hand, except when we were eating dinner afterward at this Italian place we found (which was kind of cool, because the pasta I got came with a free pasta to take home, which I will be eating tomorrow), I realized that I wasn't at all sure what hand he'd shaken. This caused me to think about people who don't wash themselves after some famous person touches them. I mean, any essence of them would probably be gone in about a week anyways.

Nerdfighteria is amazing =)
~Your Darling Dumpling

PS: I got my chipotle today, FINALLY. It was delicious.
PPS: I forgot, I got a lot of video from the lego store, and just around the city random things, but I don't know what to do with it. What do you think I should do?

Saturday, October 9, 2010

HOLY AWESOMESAUCE!

To my wonderful taco,

So, tomorrow, I am meeting John Green.

Let it sink in.

HOLY AWESOMESAUCE!!!!!! =D

I am so very excited for this. My dad and I are leaving home after lunch, gonna walk around the magnificent mile a little bit, then go to the 5 PM meeting at the bean. I'm probably gonna get to be in the "Good Morning Hank!" part of the video. SQUEE!

Also, I'm kinda going a bit crazy refreshing my HPFF page. Because I know the next chapter probably won't be posted for at least two weeks, but I'm so freaking excited for the next chapter of OTWAD. In the meantime, I am reading some other fics to keep me occupied.

And then I was looking today at the Blue Stars page, and saw that their audition page was updated. Just going to the audition camp alone is $125, then consider that they'd be housing me for 60 days in the summer if I even got in, which isn't too likely, and there are other conflicts I have like if I wanted to try for drum major next year. But then I just think about how amazing it would be to actually get in, and the fact that I do want to do this. It's not just some silly thing I'm thinking about in passing. But I have no idea how I'd convince my parents that they should fork over any money for me when they've already done so much. But then it's just augh!

It sucks that your band director is making you guys work on monday. I was getting cranky just because our rehearsal went 20 minutes over on Thursday night (although admittedly, it was 20 mins after the time I normally would have been asleep as well).

Oh, and Kat filled me in on some really excellent gossip. I don't know if she's informed you, but you should ask her about it, because it's hella interesting.

Also, Kat has a blog, so I think that it's time for you to get one of your own. And also again, get a skype. Just DO IT. Also again again, my room and bathroom are both clean. Frighteningly clean. I can see the floor of both of them, and all counter spaces of both.

Your piece of cheese,
Jessamyn

PS: I promise completely awesome video footage from tomorrow that I will post Monday. PROMISE.

Friday, October 8, 2010

La Vida es un Carnival

my dearest bubblegum,


Hoy es Viernes. Gracias a Dios, hoy es viernes!

I'm not sure what to right, so i will start off with my plans for this weekend. "well plans made by my band director." so on Saturday i have to be out side on our field with my instrument, gloves, show shirt, marching shoes, and shorts. Then we will be going to a competition. (Side Note: did you know that there is a high school marching band somewhere in texas with like 600 something students and its the biggest marching band, including proffesional and college.)

On Domingo, i will go to church, then do my ton of homework, for just precalc i have like 50 problems. In history i have a chapter of reading and like 30 words to define, and in english i have to type up all my notes.

On Montag, i have practice from 1 to 4, aka the hottest part of the day. i am very upset with my band teacher.

Any who, in the words of Ms. Freisenhan, Stick a fork in me, i'm done

Love ya

Saturday, October 2, 2010

I fail

What up C man?

I almost forgot to post AGAIN!

I'm a very bad person.

But you love me right?

I hope you love me. I try to be very lovable.

Although I'm sort of glad I'm posting today instead of tomorrow. Tomorrow I have a marching competition all day, homework when I get home, and Corey pinkie swore we'd skype. You can't break the pinkie swear.

Although, if I'd ended up posting tomorrow, my plan had been to just post a video of the band's performance for you to watch.

It's so awesome! We're gonna do the jump on it circle with a lasso part in our performance xD

I keep spelling performance wrong. I spell it "pre" instead of "per".

Have you ever played with wordle? You should, it's very fun.

I'm still kind of dealing with going crazy about missing people and differences and stuff. For example: I refuse to set my watch 5 hours forward to the correct time. I don't want it to leave hawaii =(

But from conversations with Kat, Lauren, and Corey, this seems to be something normal going around with all of us.

I finally found the other song from the OTWAD year II "commercial". It's called requiem for a tower. I likes it.

Laters
~Your Awesome Counterpart Who Doesn't Need a Real Name

PS: Will the Real Slim Shady, please stand up?
PPS: I saw kick-ass last night. Holy shit it was AWESOME.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

Being friends with Kat, you can't not know who Anne Boleyn is.

Hola Novia,

This whole week was very busy. And i actually did most of the spirit day things, all but wacky tacky cos my bag broke and i didnt have enough room in my other bag to bring wacky clothes to school to change into after band. I had four tests and 2 quizes. I got a 100 on my AP Hum Geo test and like an 95 on my chemistry test and sadly a 78 on my pre calc test. I got an 85 on my stats quiz, a 92 on precalc quiz and a 75 on my spanish quiz. I did a spanish project Thursday night in like an hour where we had to make a poster about somebody latino person that is famous. I did Pancho Villa. I basically used google translator. We finished our band thingy and our first competition is next saturday. I bought my dress and accessories. i had panera bread and chipotle.

I disagree with you about pep rallys cos ours are pretty good. plus our mascot, Knightro, is pretty awesome. We always stay till the end of the game, even on two hour away games so feel my tiredness. The score of our homecoming game was my international birthday so i was very excited about that. We won 27 to 7.

When i got my hair cut i got some stuff to help with the frizz that i have been getting since i moved here so im happy about that.

Oh i forgot to add that i wrote two consecutive essays that were extremely easy for geography. They were about the Caste System in India and the effect that westernization has on it. And my other one was on this nuclear explosion in Ukraine and its shorterm and long term effects.

I spent the night last night at my friends house, and we watched Amercian pie and this eighties movie that was like She's the Man but so much better. Then this morning we went to see Easy A. It was awesome, if you havent already seen it YOU SHOULD. Any who i ain't got anything else to say so Ciao Muchacha.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

I hope you get a song stuck in your head after this post

What's new pussycat?

Augh, I so didn't know I was supposed to post yesterday. I don't know why I thought that, but I did.

I just woke up, so I'm still a little out of it. Or rather entirely out of it. We had a football game yesterday, and normally we leave after half time, and if we had left after half time I don't think I would have had a meltdown last night that just was not good. But I'm not gonna get into that here.

Homecoming week has been crazy. My friend Matt got nominated for king, when he didn't really care nor necessarily want it. In fact, he won superhero day on thursday (He was Raphael the teenage mutant ninja turtle =]), and was really annoyed because he had to wear something nice instead for the pep rally yesterday. And then he won king xD

Side bar about pep rallies. They are just creepy. I mean, really creepy. I don't know why it never occurred to me before, but it makes total sense now. And I was completely creeped out. Although, luckily I was sitting by Hope for it, and she, while not having the exact same opinion, did agree with me to an extent.

I had three tests this week. My physics test, I got all the questions right, including the level four questions (to get an A, you need to get threes on everything, to get an A+ you need to try and get right at least one of the level fours. I got all four of the level fours right). Then we had a math test. And the kids in my math class I think are encouraged far to much to use their calculators. So of course, for my test, I ended up getting all of the noncalculator right, and two of the calculator wrong, but then got the extra credit noncalculator. And then, we had a history test friday, and for that test I memorized the following during to of my classes before it that day:

Anne of Aargon, Anne Boleyn, Jane Seymour, Anne of Cleves, Catherine Harding, Catherine Parr.

Bohemien Phase (C v. P, C win), Danish Phase (C v. P, C win), Swedish Phase (C v. P, P win), French Phase (French stop secretly supporting the Protestants, and openly join, despite being catholic, C win).

1517, 95 Theses
1521, Diet of Worms
1555, Peace of Augsburg
1545-1563, Council of Trent
1533, Act in Restraint
1534, Supremacy Act
1598, Declaration of Nantes
1518, Defenestration of Prague
1548, Peace of Westphalia
1518-1538, 30 years war.

So I already knew a lot of other stuff too, but I was so amazed that I managed to not only memorize all of those dates and other things, but for it to stick is amazing. The test ended up being so much easier than last time, and I really think I have a chance of getting a 5 this year!

Side Bar: We had to write 4 FRQs, and most of the sophomores finally learned that AP stands for Advance Procrastination, but they were all complaining about how much their hands hurt, and I was like, seriously? I wrote all four in a row, and my hands don't hurt at all. Glad we took US last year =)

And finally, I still have to get a bag or something to go with my dress, so I think my mom and I are just gonna go to Kohls since it's down the road. I totally wish we were going to our first homecomings together. It just doesn't seem particularly right, you know?

And there will be a picture of the dress and shoes tomorrow, I promise.

From, your love
Tom Jones

PS: I expect you to be able to know right away who those women were. At least one should have been recognizable.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

The weekend is almost over =(

Dear blueberry muffin,

Right now i should be doing homework but im writing this because i love you more than all my homework i have received this year combined... dont you feel deeply loved.

My dad left for a 10 day tdy, so im stuck with my mom. I am getting my haircut some time this week, im not sure which day yet. im gonna see the movie Easy A next weekend. Gonna go shopping for jeans, lol i almost wrote genes. Since Old Navy is right by borders i may be finally able to buy some new books.

Did i tell you that my parents went to Chipotle without me last weekend, I am very upset at them for that.

I have decided that i am probably going to go to texas a&m for my bachelors and master's degree, though i may decide to go to UT at Austin for my master's degree and be self-loathing ( because the schools are huge rivals).

I want to see picture of your homecoming dress and PINK shoes. I think it maybe a good thing that you didnt end up getting the converse because of the fact that people might associate you with Twilight and that would be horrible. Maybe you should just wear your Tonks costume, lol

Now i must bid adue(sp?) and finish my geography homework so that i can practice me instrument and memorize my last part.

Cher, aka your sticky rice

PS: You know you're a band geek when you go to a music store and all you buy is a box of reeds, a mouthpiece brush, and some flip folder pages yet when you get home you are super duper excited about your purchase

PPS: I LOVE NUMBER 315 of xkcd

Saturday, September 18, 2010

I was gonna make a video, but I forgot xD

Hey there rocky road

I almost forgot to do this. It had nothing to do with lack of dedication. Everything to do with my day, which I will now tell you about.

Morning: perfectly fine. Watched buffy, had dominoes pizza for breakfast, watched the end of bill maher from the day before. All Good

Then my mom and I went on the search for my dress. We went to Kohls, and they didn't have anything, so we decided to go to JC Penny, and ended up going to the one in Wisconsin. I chose the second dress I put on. It had been complete chance that I had grabbed it, and the only other one I'd liked had ended up being super low cut, and thus a no no. So the dress was fine.

And then we searched for shoes.

If I walk into a shoe store in the next two months, IT WILL BE TOO SOON.

First: My dress, while very lovely, does not match well with shoes.
Second: I cannot walk in heels, period
Third: Almost the only dress shoes available are 4 inch heels, then the rest are smaller heels, and the occasional pair of flats.
Fourth: They did not have the silver chucks I had been thinking of when we went into the converse store, and bc of wanting to find those chucks, I'd basically ignored everything one of the stores we went into had.
Fifth: Twice I found shoes I liked. Both times they didn't have my size, or anywhere near my size.
Sixth: we ended up having to go to a different mall, I had that many issues with this!
Seventh: ADLAKFHLRHGGRWALKJBwfndjlahertiue!!!!!

And then after that, we went to icing, and I got new hair chopsticks since I lost half of one of my pair.

After going to the grocery store, we got home at 7:30. Then I was texting Bree and David while helping set the table and watching my parents make dinner. Then we ate. Then my dad and I watched the Garden State while I was texting David. Then I continued to text david, and realized that it was about 11:15. I am still texting him, but I'm also writing this.

Now, I was going to post a pic of my dress and shoes, but I'm using my cell for other purposes right now. So I will just post a pic of me wearing it saturday for sundays post.

Cheers,
Jess

Im all hot and wet, innuendo intended.

Ps its cos im all sweaty from band cos its still really really hot and humid in good old texas.

hola mi amore.

I must love you very much cos right now i really want to curl up in the fetal position and fall asleep.

today i had a chemistry test that i didnt think i did very well in, but anyway in my chemistry test there was a question that asked in what state does the substance have a distinct shape... and one of the options was the lone star state. i was very tempted to pick that one.

The Steele Knights beat the Southwest Dragons in the Medieval Bowl, aka tonight's football game. and i forgot how hard it was to march on a field that wasnt turf and how bumpy that is. I told every one that they are just lucky that it was muddy cos that is the worst.

Milea and i sang nineties songs on the way to the game. Oh and we passed a place called Samuel's Glass Co. but the G and L werent lit up so it sad Samuel's ass Co. I found that hilarious. cos i may be slightly immature.

I got a seventy on my spanish quiz today, its passing but i dont think my madre will be very happy when she checks gradespeed. Oh well.

As i said in the beginning, my bed is calling me and i must submit into its call and lay down and go to sle...

chao bella

Sunday, September 12, 2010

I don't know what to saaaaay

I'm not gonna embed the video because it cuts off half of the screen when I do that, so here is the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO0WudwR6MY

~Your pumpkin face

Saturday, September 11, 2010

I really want to use a number 3 pencil now.

I am writing this when i could be cleaning my room, the things i do for YOU. My week has been long and sleep- deprived, well until today. On Monday i really didn't do much except clean my bathroom and some laundry and read fanfiction. I wish i could of gone to Six Flags but my family is poor at the moment since they are paying for two mortgages cos the renters in our other house moved. On Tuesday, as i told you before, it stormed the entire day. A lot of roads were closed and band practice was canceled as well as all the sports. The classes in the portables were either moved in to the computer labs, or in the auditorium. I had spanish in the auditorium, which was good cos i forgot to do my homework. On Wednesday, like you was permit day, however mine was split into half. We went to get my permit and arrived at the plays around 5, on wednesdays they stop testing at 630 and everyother day at 430 so everybody comes on wednesdays. We waited for like 2 hours so it was like 7 and i couldnt test but we got everything registered. So on thursday during lunch i took the test and barely passed cos i missed like 5 questions and the most you can get wrong is 6. So later that night my dad took me driving, on a real road, however i learned the basics to driving on my grandparents farm before, it took me a while to go like 40 miles per hour and then when i got comfortable i started speeding cos i could keep at a steady speed. I also almost hit a deer, but thankfully didnt, though it would have been a funny story. Oh and earlier that day the juniors had a class meeting in auditorium at my school about class rings and before this guy sitting behind me called out my name. I turned around and didnt recognize him and he said " Ramstein, Germany; 4th grade; Ms Lagerquist class. It felt like when i saw Kaimana again on the first day of school at the bus stop in 8th grade. Its weird how its always fourth grade people. Anyway yesterday we had another football game to go to of course. it was like 2hrs away so we got charter buses to go on. We watched the movie Bolt on the way there though mainly talked and listen to music, i had my friend Milea listen to Mansion Song. We sadly lost but we got more touchdowns in every quarter except the second. And i didnt mess up at all during halftime even though i had to go pee and i almost fell asleep in every single class. The game ended at like 10 and the movie on the back to Steele was Secondhand lions and i couldnt fall asleep so i watched it but then i finally fell asleep when we were like 10 minutes away from school but my dad called me when my phone was in my hand so i woke up and couldnt go back to school. Oh and my sister called during the bus ride and asked me the rules to some drinking game, i think that she may have been a little bit drunk. We didn't get back to the school till like 12 and so i got home at like 1245, i fell asleep at like 1 and then go woken up like at 7 cos my parents were fighting, i fell back to sleep at like 11 then slept until 240 so today hasnt really been very productive.

Bye, pickled eggs


PS I have discovered that since i got my iphone i type a lot faster, i think that they should allow texting on a full keyboard phone allowed in school cos it helps with typing on a computer so they can take out the typing classes out of the curriculum.

Friday, September 10, 2010

The things I do for you.

Hey there cupcake!

I am missing out on Date Night for this (the movie). The things I do for you.

Right, so very busy week. Monday was labor day, and so I went to six flags with maddy. It was almost entirely spontaneous, because I called her at 9:30 the night before and asked her if she was busy. Tuesday was the day of insane wind, where I felt like I could fly during band practice. Wednesday was permit day, and then dad had me drive his car, which was scary as hell. Thursday I finished my homework before five, and didn't know what to do with myself, so I went on a run. Worst. Idea. Ever. I always forget how much I hate running until halfway through, and I think what annoys me most about running is all the extra saliva produced. Then today, my dad took me to drive around in my mom's car. So we're driving, and I'm starting to feel more comfortable with 15-20 mph with turns, and signals and all that (he only pulled the E brake twice, and he said one of them was his fault that he'd had to), so then, he guides me through all of these parking lots, and I was thinking it was just to get me used to cars, then BAM I realize he's about to put me on the road, and so I drove home (no turns, just straight home), and totally screwed up pulling into our driveway, and then we switched and he drove us to wally world so we could get stuff for burgers tonight.

I'm excited for Wednesday, because we're getting our essays back from English, and I really haven't been properly critiqued on anything I've written in so long that I'm just bouncing in anticipation. I know I'm probably gonna get like a three or a four, but I love knowing that I'm getting good input from someone who really gets English, you know?

Oh, and we were going to go to six flags tomorrow, but that is a bust because it is 70% chance of thunder storms. But I'm gonna get up rather early tomorrow and clean my room so that I can still hang out with Bree. Although we might not end up hanging at my house, but I need to do it anyways... I'm trying to think of the last time I had anyone over from my school, and it was late july/early august, and we spent most of our time blowing bubbles. I think Bree is definitely a bubble blower. And maybe I'll get some chalk since I've been planning on doing that for a while anyways... Sounds like a perfect Saturday to me!

Oh, and it's so crazy, homecoming tickets here start at $15. At our old school didn't it start at about $50 or $60? But I'm probably bringing Maddy, so I have to wait a week to get a permission slip to bring someone outside of school, which means the cheapest I can get is $20. I'm excited to buy a formal dress though. I've never had one. And Maddy plans on trying to talk me up to someone, while I'm going to warn people to stay away from her because of what she did over the summer.

I dunno if I told you that story. See, I was texting my boyfriend of the time, and talking with Maddy, when she takes my phone, calls him, and tells him I just got hit with a car. So yeah, I don't want her anywhere near the someone she's planning on talking up. Of course, I think she just didn't like that boyfriend in general for a lot of reasons. Teased me about the pronunciation of his name. Sad really.

I don't know what to do with myself now, because I wanna watch the movie, but I can't really explain it if I come back down again. The things I do for you sugar, the things I do.

Lots of love,
your peanut butter cup

PS: For your entertainment.

Monday, September 6, 2010

i dont want to go to school tomorrow

My Dearest Logical Killer,

Okay so sexie beast today and yesterday were very boring for me except for the facebook comments and text messages i recieved so i dont have much to say except i love you more than Scrat loves that acorn, cold cut. Oh and i didnt appreciate that you talked to Maureen Johnson in your vlog to me, but i will get over it cos you made me laugh alot. I always spell alot wrong, maybe i do it on purpose now, Goodbye I am off to go contemplate that.


PS just thought of another thing that i did today. I worked on my drivers ed stuff it was really boring!

Chao again, orange chicken

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Saturday, September 4, 2010

Happy Llama, Sad Llama, Mentally Retarded Llama, Super Llama, Drama Llama, Big Fat Mamma Llama... MOOSE

hi

Our marching jackets are like straight jackets also, which is annoying because since it is so hot outside during the games we have to put them on and off like three times.

I have become obsessed with Katy Perry's new cd, and a country song call Pretty Good At Drinking Beer.

Now i shall tell you all about my week, that i can remember cos its kind of a blurr, probably cos you havent sent me the stuff yet, lol just kidding.

Monday: I woke up late so i was hurrying to get ready for band and then bring my stuff to change into the day and forgot to bring money for lunch and of course i didn't eat all day until like i got home at like 700 and i ate a poptart and a whole pizza.

Tuesday:i dont remember

Wednesday: i had a chemistry lab and we didnt follow instructions it was hilarious, good thing we didnt blow up, and i got sand on my face and in my hair

Thursday: finished the chemistry lab but almost caught on fire, and had a small water fight

Friday: had second football game of the year and got big flying crickets on me too, danced badly to the percussion cadences, and messed up twice during the show, found out i got a 98% on a precalc quiz and i think i failed my precalc test, and got a 100 percent on my spanish quiz

Saturday: slept, practice instrument, talked to you

bye chili pepper

Friday, September 3, 2010

I picked up about 3 pounds of dog stuff today.

Hiiiii.

We have not talked in far too long. I do not like this not blogging thing all week for that reason. But then I've really liked the break.

I am actually really busy today, because in less than an hour I need to be at school, where I will tailgate before we march our first show. Now normally I would be excited, but I feel completely unprepared, because while you have been working your ass off, we have just been working for three weeks. And we're playing. WTF. And today all us trombones got yelled at, because we didn't know our stuff well enough, when we've been completely rushed, and it's total CRAP.

You and I need to get together to plan our kidnapping of Kat and Ashley. Or maybe work out a custody agreement. Either way, I'm not letting you keep them. I love them too! And I think Ashley might like it here at my school. I don't think Kat would, because she's a complete slacker, but Ashley might. She'd appreciate the awesomeness enough that the homework shouldn't weigh her down.

I'm wondering if it will be smart or stupid to stick my phone in my bra when I get dressed. My thing is that I'm not even sure I'll be able to get to it because our tops button up like a straight jacket.

Was it really cold today for you guys? It was freezing here today.

Lots of Love
~Jessamyn

PS: ALL CAPS is going on tour, and I'm really excited, because they're stopping in Chicago this time! My only issue will be that it's Tuesday October 19th, but I'm sure I'll figure out some way to get there.

Sunday, August 29, 2010

My dad had short track shorts too, his yearbook showed me that

Im really tired and have to memorize a whole bunch of words before tomorrow or i will fail my first AP English 3 test which would suck. good thing that is 7th period cos i have almost the whole day to study. my head really hurts right now i want to sleep or at least read fanfiction before i fall asleep but sadly i have to concentrate on the words, i really really shouldnt have procrastinated, but personally i think i work better under pressure at least that's what my project grades have showed me anywho chao and have a fantastic week of school if it's possible.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

And my dad had those short shorts like the track team wears in Juno. I have photo evidence

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

Oh gosh, I almost forgot to post. I think these transition week should be declared punishment free. Just for the sake of sanity while getting used to school and a change in blogging days and everything.

Assuming my hair appointment actually goes through, tomorrow will be my last full day with long hair. I'm getting my hair cut short by my standards. I suppose short by a lot of people's standards too. This is gonna be really weird. I've been growing it for four years now, and I'm used to it being a long mess at the back of my head. But it's time, it's become far too hard to properly wash my back, and I usually have to pull my hair to the front when I use the bathroom. But again, it is time. And I think that long short hair (as in short hair, that is long by short hair standards, imo) will be a nice change. I wonder if my head will feel lighter?

I am very excited as you can tell. Actually Saturday is going to be really exciting, because I am to make my hair appointment in the morning, so that afterward we can go to the DMV and I can FINALLY get my permit. Exciting stuff, man.

I liked our phone call earlier this week. Are you available Saturday afternoon? I'm sure I'll have a lot to talk about.
-Jessamyn (who totally loves you, and maybe doesn't mention it enough)

PS: I'm declaring that this weekend you need to do your punishment. End of story. If you don't, I might not go to Texas winter break (with the band, or otherwise - because I think it would be really awesome to see you, and I don't really wanna do the band trip. I like relaxing vacations, not ones filled with museums, not that I'm inviting myself over or anything.... Perhaps this should be for discussion Saturday?).

PPS: I went into my school's library today. W O W

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

MY DAD HAD PARACHUTE PANTS WHEN HE WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL!!!

Jessamyn,

I didnt end up reading this yesterday because i was like dead tired once i finished my homework and took a shower so thats why i didnt post. This week surprisingly i have gotten lots of homework for example i have like at least 20 math problems which take a while cos i didnt pay attention in pre calc class and i dont remember a lot of algebra two plus i missed some things in between moving but luckily we get a completion grade like in MR Hetrick's class. i also have to read two chapters in my stats class but its okay cos our book is written in an eighth grade reading level and the guys who wrote it made sarcastic funny comments in the footnotes so it may be interesting

Today in AP English 3 we had a grammar test with fifty problems on it and the last question was something like, 50. After reading through this test i have discovered that i am no grammar genius and knowing that this grade will not be put in the grade book i turn it in withing five minutes of starting and get five points extra credit on my next assignment. It was the best test i have ever taken in my life.

i have also decided against taking Calculus next year. I will have all my required math credits so it doesnt really matterand i will have a free period where i get to go home early.

Well any way i have to finish my homework so ta ta for now

Monday, August 23, 2010

An alteration on the terms

Court,

Ok, I can agree to your terms, as long as the weekend is defined as Friday, Saturday, Sunday (and monday or thursday depending on national holidays and turkey day). Also, can we do one last week? It'll just be a reaaaaaly long one that goes till sunday, and then there will be no more posts again until Friday. I just want one last proper week in, and it's not like you'll have any insane amount of homework to start with. I didn't. Although I'm taking one less AP than you. I know you're taking Stats and English, but what history are you taking? Also, I think I tried to tell you in text, but my math analysis class is a semster where we learn everything precalc, then a semster of calc one, so that next year we get to spend a whole year on calc two. Or something simular. Either way, my classes are all going to slowly kill me except for physics. And I guess drivers ed, although that could simply be my fast way to death if I crash. Don't say band, because while I will probably not be doing much during school or for my actual class, once I have my tuba I guarantee two hours of practice almost every day, so I can make sure I'm good. *facepalm* why did I have to choose the degree based on one audition?

That was a really long paragraph >_<

Ok, I'm gonna go, because I wanna finish reading this really good Claire/Quil fic before I have to do my visual introduction for English, and study. Normally I would not study, but I missed circles and this really weird way of writing answers for math, and it's causing me trouble. Worse comes to worse, I may ask her if I can write answers the way I normally do. Don't think it'll fly though. And then I should be doing history, but I still need a textbook. My neighbor said I can borrow hers on the bus, but I don't think it will be enough time. I miss getting textbooks with your class instead of having to find your own time to get them. I didn't know what I needed for English and Euro when I finally got in, so I just got textbooks for everything else.

Ok yeah, going!
~Jessyman

PS: You had a really cute angry face in the picture your dad posted today. It reminded me of how some parents are so paranoid and concerned about having a recent photo of their child just in case they go missing, that they take their picture every day before school. These are not sane people.

PPS: I might end up sending you a letter soon. I have so much free time in physics that it's the only thing I can think to do. I already wrote one to send to Ashley.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

Im sososososososososo SORRY!!!

Okay so i know that i like skipped a ton this week but im posting on a saturday so that should give me back some non existent points. So here is the deal yesterday i was at my friends house basically the whole day and i slept over there. Secondly wednesday i thought it was tuesday cos im blonde. Anywho my school week starts next Monday and i am guessing that i am going to get uber amounts of homework this school year on the account of me being stupid and signing up for three ap classes and all the rest pre ap not counting my band and spanish class, and the fact that i have lots and lots of band stuff i think that during the school year we should post on weekends and like once a week instead of what we have going on now. But when christmas vacation and summer vacation are going on we should do it the regular way.

btw im watching harry potter 4 right now, just thought i should tell you.

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

AH!

Work.

So much work.

Drowning.

Actually, I just have an essay and a timeline left, but my god, I don't understand anything that I did today. I didn't even have the chapter the questions came from.

Drowning,

I hate FRQs. Especially FRQs that I can't find posted anywhere with examples or how people have written it.

AUGH

Timeline will not be hard. Essay will be hard though. WHY???

*tears*

Ok, I gotta go, and hopefully find something helpful. If you learn anything about the Babylonian Captivity, the Great Schism, and the Conciliar movement, call me! Although, considering Kat knew nothing, I doubt you will know much either.

BYE!
Your entirely too frantic friend

Titles are overrated

Dear Jess,


You have school and i dont... Hahahahahaha

PS i almost passed out today in band and let me tell you it is not a fun feeling

Friday, August 13, 2010

School in four days, and NO homework done

Hey Herman,

My day just kinda sucks. Like I feel unfulfilled or something. Or possibly it's because I have a terrible headache, and had to eat poptarts and chips for lunch.

Yeah, you have no idea how really excited I am for you to be writing this fanfiction! Like, if I was feeling a bit peppier, I would be jumping around and stuff about it. It's just so exciting.

You should look up LeakyCon 2011, it's in Orlando (theme park!), the weekend of HP7 part 8 (final movie!), and there's going to be a side seminar with people such as Maureen Johnson, John Green, and the author of Percy Jackson that we could go to. Kat seems pretty interested, and I think it would be fun. We could get there the weekend before and wear out Universal then be at leakycon, and it'll just be a week of us together. Oh! Plus, I think I remember Kristina Horner from ALL CAPS saying she would go again. And you are well aware of the awesome.

Yeah, so thinking about that made the Meh a bit better.

Talk to you soon
~Harry Freaking Potter

Thursday, August 12, 2010

When your shoulders are parallel to the sideline.

Elmo,

Today i only had band practice til 10:30 which was pretty awesome plus my mom was helping out in the band room so i had to stay a little later and one of the instructors that helps the french horns had brought homemade cheesecake for them but only like 5 out the the 16 stayed after so i got a piece and it was amazing, probably one of the best that i have ever had!

So i have a little bit of my fanfiction written and since you are my general idea beta im going to write what i got ( it starts the summer before fifth year),

It was a hot summer in Little Whinging. Harry Potter was laying in the shade of the oak tree of his Uncle's house trying to escape the heat. His guardians had given him a list of chores to do outside earlier that morning, he had finished them all but stayed outside to avoid more chores. As he was laying there staring at the sky he was worrying about what was happening to the place he truly belonged. You see, Harry Potter was no ordinary boy, he was a wizard and not just any wizard but the one and only Boy-Who-Lived. He hadn't received any news about the wizarding world since You-Know-Who had returned during the last task of the triwizard tournament at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Even the few letters that his best friend's, Ron and Hermione, were vague and he felt as though there was something being held back. This frustrated him greatly. Now as his anger was festering and he was deep in thought of what could being going on that people couldnt tell him he was startled by a loud vehicle approaching his way. He sat up and saw that it was a moving van. It pulled into the driveway of the house across the street and he vaguely recalled that earlier that summer the neighbors, the Hayes', had moved. Before the moving van parked he heard his uncle yelling at him at slowly approached the house that he had dreaded entering as long as he could remember.


I need help with the rest so please text or email me if you have any suggestions on how to have him meet the neighbors or if you know what we would be the better of the options that i gave you last post.


Sincerely,

Cookie Monster

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Traversing?

Well, I sent off your gift. Aren't you excited? I mean, it's not the greatest, or anything, but I think you'll like it. You just have to promise to call me before you open it, got it? I wanna hear your reaction =)

The trip to the post office made me really want to go out and buy some envelopes and stamps and just write to a bunch of people. Send them pictures, post cards, ANYTHING. I love being able to talk to someone on a whim through texting. And I love how emails, and this blog mean you can get a long message across. And I love cell phones and skype for allowing me to hear from people whenever they're available and have a straight conversation. But mail gives you something physical to keep. Texts and emails are digital, so in the end they aren't really there, and they can be destroyed more readily than mail can. And I think it's just really cool to get mail, and think, "hey, someone is thinking about me so much, that they saw something and thought I should have it, or they took the time to write me a letter or draw me a picture that I can readily read in class with much less likelihood to get in trouble." So I hope you enjoy your mail =)

I was so happy when I read that you're writing fanfiction that I almost squeed. Feel free to call me whenever this week and you can bounce ideas off of me. And with that sort of thinking, can I be a beta for it? Like not a grammatical beta, because I suck at that, but more of a general idea one? And you could ask Kat to be your nit-picky grammatical beta. I think it would work out awesome that way. But yeah, call me about that, because I don't really think I could help you too well just through the blog.

Speaking of blogs, at the end of mine today on my main blog, I made some comments to clear some things up. Can't have you giving the people reading the wrong idea about me! =P

Awesometasticalosity to you,
Jessamyn

PS: does =h look like a smiley face? I think it does, but I'm not entirely sure what it's supposed to be.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

I hate traversing(sp?)

Today we had to take our band pictures and it was so humid out and the sun was bright and our uniforms are black, on the bright side there is no wool in them so thank god for that. I would also like to thank got that i play clarinet because if i played anything bigger i am pretty sure that my arms would fall off.
I am writing a fanfiction, its a Harry/OC summer fic in which the Dursley's get new neighbors. I am going to have the girl's mom be a squib and the girl be a witch but im not sure if i should have her never go to magic school because her mom is jealous of her powers and abuses her like the dursley's do to Harry, so that they may have that to bond over, or should i have her originally going to a different magic school and her mom kind of take harry in and help him. so please give me some ideas.
I think that this is all i have to say other than the fact that i finish your blog

Peace out dude

Monday, August 9, 2010

How does Hilarious not sound like a word?

This one is a bit hard to explain. Really, it doesn't help that I had to cut out me calling myself insane about a billion times. This is nothing compared to the full clip. NOTHING.




Also, don't you just love how my head is cut off for most of it? (Including the screenshot!!!)
-Jessamyn

PS: "What happened to your voice?" "Dunno, puberty?"
PPS: BEDA might be partially responsible for driving me insane. Because BEDA makes me think about what to blog for the day, causing a monologue to go through my head the whole day.

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

I need to go pee

Bonjour ma amie!

So I am totally blogged out, because I'm doing BEDA (Blog Every Day August - last time BEDA was Blog Every Day April, but this year it's August) and thus will be blogged out all month. This basically means that if you want to know what's going on with me Courtney, you should probably be checking out my blog. For example, today I wrote all about band camp, so I'm not going to do that twice for you. Sorry love! (There are so many fics where Sirius has a tendancy to say love. I always like those characterizations best).

I'm getting kind of sick of my dad breathing down my neck about my school work this year. He's making me feel like an idiot, even though I'm not. Last year was... It was whatever it was. The culmination of 2 1/2 years of being in a school where it's almost impossible not to feel like an idiot because of how easy the work is. I'm so much more confident about doing well this year, but my dad, he keeps belittling me. Like, I accidentally signed up for regular physics since radford only had physics and not honors physics, and he didn't know it was an accident, but he was saying "it's a lighter course where you don't get too in depth, so that will be good for you". It makes me feel so stupid. And then he thinks I'm insane for taking AP English. And even Lauren seems to be confident that I'll do well. And she was the person who always reminded me that I shouldn't be putting things off. Augh.

My friend Niki is coming over later, and I have to shower, clean up my room a bit, find some jeans, and other stuffs. So ttys hopefully!

Ta amie stupe'fier
PS: That ' is an accent
PPS: This is a quote directly from me: Friends, because Friday Ends (Geddit, Fri-ends!)

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Monday, August 2, 2010

not titled again

I'm tired and i hate technology right now! The end


PS this is the shortest post ever!!!

Friday, July 30, 2010

No Title, cos i like to copy copycats who copy me!

Dear Jenny,

This is going to be a short post because we talk alot ealier, for ten hours if you forgot. Since then i slept till 12 o'clock. Then had like five minutes to get ready because we went to a cookout at my dad's work. Then we went to the huge outlet mall, where i got a new pair of brown converse, my fifth pair i think, um black, baby blue, lime green, grey, and now brown, so yeah fifth pair. I also got some shirts but the shoes are more exciting. I also texted Ashley happy birthday and welcomed her to the top secret club of sixteen year olds, oh no youre only fifteen i wasnt supposed to tell you, darn. well this is all that i have to say so adios amiga,

Forrest


PS Favorite way to pronounce Red Wine with a german accent... REDVINE!!!

Thursday, July 29, 2010

No Title as well cuz I'm a copycat

Hello!

I am not going to really say much because we are texting. But I do need to say a few things. One: if you're gonna be late I want to know when you're gonna post, cuz you're not getting out of it. Two: I made us a youtube channel with that video I posted, so tell me when you're gonna post and I'll give you the password. Three: I had more than just the one idea from the text. So text me tomorrow and we'll talk about it. (Not today, bc we're already texting, and it's gonna throw off the convo).

I hope your birthday was wonderful. And little known fact about that story: I decided last minute to add the second paragraph and edit the first a little. I realized that it would be silly to say you were born any other way than you were. Oh, and don't be surprised if your birthday present comes in a manila envelope. I'm too lazy to figure wake up early on the saturday before band camp to send you your present.

Also, you should know that texting you has almost completely distracted me from rereading polychromatic again. And I forget, have you read Once There Was a Darkness? You should if you haven't. Or delicate. Have you read delicate? It's good too... Actually, I really should just make you a really long list of everything I want you to read, and you can do that for me. Sound like a plan for our next posts?

-Jessamyn
PS: We're gonna be bigger! We're gonna be badder! Well, badder in the better sense of the word.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

No Title

Jessamyn


The show was one tree hill. Thank you for your lovely story about the ugly baby being born in the room next to my room in the hospital when i was born (does that make sense). I am tired. I couldnt fall asleep last night it was around five o'clock in the morning when i suceeded. Then my sister made me go to the gym again today. And when we got back home i took a shower and ate a couple pieces of pizza and was forced to go to a San Antonio Missions game, which when i was there i saw Avery Horton but i didnt have time to say hello to them. I had a pretty good birthday but it would have been better if i had my friends with me. Anywho this is all i have to say.


Courtney

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Color Coded for Your Convenience

Dear 16 year old friend,

Story Time!

16 years ago, there was a woman who was very fat. Many believed that this was due to the little being inside of her that was taking up all of her nourishment. She was laying on a bed very annoyed with the pain that was coming around every so often in her abdomen. She laid on the bed in agony with her husband next to her, who simply looked flustered. Then a doctor came in, and said, ok, it's time to push. So the husband naturally pushed the big bulge protruding from her belly. This caused the woman to yell angrily at him to shove off. Some minutes late, the woman was much lighter, and there was an ugly little baby.

In the next room over sat your mother who was holding you who was not even a day old, likely cooing at the adorable little baby. Your Daddy was probably doing the same. I can't be sure, I was in the room next door watching the fat lady.

Purple=Vernon Dursley levels of Angry. It can also mean tired
Blue=relaxed, so if you see a person turning blue, don't disturb them! They're relaxing
Red=We went over this
Pink=Same
Green=happy
Yellow=sad
Orange=I believe we also went over this
Black=everything else.

What show are they from? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I want to play more HP so that would just take up too much time from today.

Yours Truly,
Your 15 year old friend

PS: Happy birthday to you, you're a hundred and two! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

Monday, July 26, 2010

What does purple mean?

Peyton,

Hola

I am exhausted right now and very hungery. I spent at least an hour in line for the "Voted the World's best water slide" the Master Blaster. It is pretty awesome. It shoots you up and down. so it was totally worth the a hour but next time that i go i am staying longer.

I AM GOING TO BE SIXTEEN IN LIKE 4 HOURS!!!

that is all i got to say so chao.


Brooke

PS i am becoming obsessed with the show these characters are in

PPS. a seven nation army couldn't hold me down.

Friday, July 23, 2010

Forgetfulness is not good

Yola

Gah! I almost didn't remember to post this because I was playing Lego Harry Potter. If I hadn't begun to wonder why my mom hadn't come up yet, I would not have posted this. So lucky me.

So have you managed to finish AVPS yet? I absolutely loved it, and once you're done with it, we need to have a really long discussion about it. I won't say anything else in case you're not far.

I still have four boxes to unpack in my room. And two of them I can't really unpack until my mother unpacks her office, because I'm getting the closet space in there. And then I can't unpack my other two boxes of books, because I need the first two boxes unpacked so I can set up my bookshelf *sigh*

Also, have you ever watched the 'Into the Womb' series on National geographic? It's interesting.

Ok, I'm gonna go, video games have made me tired.
-Jessyman

PS: *Spoiler* Want to go look at the full moon?

Thursday, July 22, 2010

Heute ist Donnerstag den 22. Juli 2010

Jessyman,

This is going to be another short one. Cos like you during your post yesterday i am tired. Why am i tired you ask. Well its all because of my sister. She has decided that we are going to go the the gym every day for at least an hour. OH your jealous arent you. Wanna switch places. So far i think that i will survive all day but if she makes me go after marching band starts i wont be so lucky seeing as it is like all day long. Oh and it is cooler here in texas than it is in Illinois. My sister and i played on the wii today and we totally failed at super mario bros cos we kept forgetting which player was whos and we wiykd push eachother or get in eachothers way. i dont think that sibling should play with eachother cos they dont always work so well toether. any who

Auf Wiedersehen mein Freund

Court

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Let's get back on track, shall we?

Court,

I'm rereading match for the hell of it. The girls are doing their.. uh dance, where I am right now.

Clear enough to say, I am way to distracted to really write much here. I hung out with Hope from down the lane quite a bit, blew some bubbles, and managed to unpack about one of my boxes. I'm starting to get pretty tired due to being up at 7 after staying up until 3. And now having a proper bed, I'm quite knackered, and would very much prefer to just read some more and fall asleep. So there you are.

I look forward to your condiment punishment. You have one week and a day (you get an extra one because of your birthday).

Jess
PS: I will likely be sending off your present tomorrow, and USPS promises 2-3 day shipping if you use their flat rate boxes. No opening until your birthday!
PPS: I want to be Mrs. Nerimon, so we can build a little house with a lawn, and watch our love go on and on and on and Nerimon...

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Why don't you try a knock knock joke and see?

Hey Matt,

BULLET TIME!
  • Bugs suck, they try to eat you alive
  • I got the new Kate Nash CD
  • I don't understand why they put those stickers on CDs when there's already plastic rap. If you're getting annoyed with illegal downloads then make it easier on those that are actually buying!
  • I played with bubbles today
  • Peanut Butter M&Ms are the bomb
  • I got a new dress that is purtyful
  • I also got ben and jerry's. It's called cheesecake and brownies I think. Weird.
  • Mothers are annoying when they steal your giant sized chocolate bar
  • Saw toy story 3 yesterday, it was epic
  • Mom's friends will be coming over sometime this weekend
  • I might go to six flags with maddy sunday
  • They had munchkin at the game store. Have you ever played it? It's fun
  • I reread once there was a darkness.
  • Hiatuses have ruined my two favorite HPFF stories =( [you know which]
  • I came up with an awesome idea for Ashley's birthday, but it is proving exceptionally hard to do
  • The disney store has hugs o lot, and he seriously smells like strawberries!
  • I think it's funny that the base hospital here has a mcdonalds
  • Might go see the new Leonardo Di Caprio movie soon
That's about it.
-Kim

PS: Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat BAR!

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

hOW?

dear Ben
today i got up around ten and watched my cousins with Stephanie watched mamma mia ate a burnt grilled cheese got my haircut ate bbq pork sandwich and some ice cream and really good rocky moutain chocolate factory fudge and watched the blind side. I dont think that we even have time to drive halfway anymore because tomorrow i am going horseback riding and then seeing toystory three on friday we are celebrating my bday on saturday is my father's 25th high school reunion, and we might be leaving on Sunday but if not i may convince my parents then but i have to ask them about it.

from Jerry


PS 21 21 21 21

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Ohhhh. Wanna know how to screw up a knock knock joke?

Drake,

I haven't really done much today. I woke up around eleven, and messed around on my laptop. Then I took a shower, messed around on my laptop some more, and watched ratatouille. My mom came home at around two with burger king (I loooove the stacker. Bacon is awesome, and that sauce they have on it is incredible). I'm probably going to watch speak in a bit, or maybe harriet the spy.

Are you really sure that there's no way we could meet up? We don't really have anything going on until the movers get here, so we could drive over so that you and I could hang out for a couple of hours. I really want to see you, and give you a hug and your birthday present in person =(

Oh, I just remembered, I've met two people who are in band, so that's pretty nice.

Call me when you get the chance please!
-Josh

PS: OMG, that took me a minute to get, but it's too funny xD
PPS: I figured there was someone in the picture.
You did? How?
Just clues. You know, you never dressed weather-appropriate, that kind of thing.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Illinois, and the answer to the joke is Same Middle Name

Pooh,

I just got back to the farm from visiting my Great Grandmother and my Grandma and Grandpa Hays and then i helped put my baby cousin, Daisy, to sleep who always fights it. and now i am writing this blog though really right now you are reading it and i am either asleep or doing something else. Anywho... man i use that word alot.

Last weekend i met my sister's boyfriend of a year who had texted you that one day and messed up your phone...jk. I have yet to ride horses but my sister told me that we would Wednesday morning. I dont think that i will make it to you house cos its like four hours away and my parents dont want to drive all the way there and back in one day plus we have alot going on this trip. they had told me that they would be willing to meet half way when i first found out that i was coming but i dont think that that would be much fun so :'-( Its disappointing.

On Saturday i almost had a heartattack around midnight because i had thought that it was my day to post but then i realized that it was Saturday and i went to sleep. I played apples to apples with my family and i won!!! And of course i get the card that is sexy and someone put the card toys down and at first i didnt get it until everyone started laughing. Oh and that reminds me i have to tell you a story.

Last Thursday i went to daily mass with my aunt Lucy, who is 28 years old and my grandmother. My aunt looks very young for her age because she is petite and two older ladies thought that she couldnt be older than sixteen and that i was my grandmothers daughter. So me and my aunt are twins and she has two kids in high school, we call her an over acheiver. So for the rest of the time we were together acted like twins and she acted like a stereotypical teenager. And then my grandmother said that we had two different fathers which would mean that my sisters are both my half sisters and my neices. This weekend brought on a new meaning to the phrase my grandfather always says... In this family we share.

Chandler


PS My aunt told me this joke... On the night of their wedding the bride tells the groom that she is a virgin. the groom quickly packs his bags and leaves. He goes and talkes to his dad about it and his dad says " Son you made a good choice in leaving her, cos if she aint good enough for her family she aint good enough for you" lol i found this hilarious

PPS. applebottom jeans, jeans, boots with the fur, with the fir, the whole club looking at her

Friday, July 9, 2010

Sorry no. Um, what do they have in common?

Hi Courtney,

It is 2:30 right now, and I am slappy. Slappy is happy but with a slap. That means someone slaps you so hard that you have brain damage that causes you to be happy. Just kidding! Lol.

So as you know, I am watching the office. And I realized that I was slappy when I started a new episode, and I was getting way too into the theme. Normally I tap. This time I went NA NA NEAH. Obviously I have issues.

Your story was depressing, so thanks for that.

Here is my story:

Once upon a time
Once upon a time, there were some people, and one specific person was the focus of the people, and this specific person did something with those people, and kicked ass, and it was totally awesome, and then everybody hugged, and the specific person got a girlfriend, and some bad dude died. The end.

I think it was pretty good, don't you?

I'm gonna go, because in the last episode Jim told Karen he still liked Pam, and I paused the theme to write this.

Adios!
Jessyman

PS: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam
PPS: Call me so we can figure out meeting up sometime while you're here. Hopefully?
PPPS: Make sure to call after two, I keep sleeping in later and later.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Did you get my joke?

Dear Peanut Butter,

Once upon a time, in a place far away from here, there was a little girl. This little girl was so smart that every other little girl in the world was jealous. Because of this she did not have any friends. This little girl's parents had named her Penny but the name was lost when she turned four and everyone realized the genius that she was and the name Cranium was what she started to go by.

When Cranium turned 13 she realized how lonely and sad and frustrated she felt. Her parents stopped being her parents when she was and became just people sleeping in the room down the hall from her. They spent the money she would get for inventing things, winning spelling competitions, and going on to talk shows. She was alone in the world.

Then one day about 2 years later her parents fired the cook they had had for the last 10 years and hired a new one. This chef was a single father raising his 15 year old twins, named Kristopher and Kerry. The twins were mad about having to move in with Cranium because they had heard rumors that the girl was a total noob, and they wanted nothing to do with her. Cranium, however, was excited with the prospect of two potentiaL friends moving in.

When they moved in they totally ignored her and stayed in there rooms and the kitchen hardly ever leaving those two rooms. They never end up meeting her because after they ignored her she got depressed and started cutting her arms and one time cut to deep. No one knows if this was a suicide attempt or an accident. The moral of this story is let you kids be kids and dont listen to rumours and give every one a chance. The End

Ciao
Jelly

PS i wrote this story off the top of my head that is why it sucks and probably has some bad grammar

PPs. Does Frosted Flakes have sugar in them?

Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Oh yeah, a Vloggity

Ok, so it's 35 minutes past midnight, but whatever... =D