Color Coded for Your Convenience

Dear 16 year old friend,

Story Time!

16 years ago, there was a woman who was very fat. Many believed that this was due to the little being inside of her that was taking up all of her nourishment. She was laying on a bed very annoyed with the pain that was coming around every so often in her abdomen. She laid on the bed in agony with her husband next to her, who simply looked flustered. Then a doctor came in, and said, ok, it's time to push. So the husband naturally pushed the big bulge protruding from her belly. This caused the woman to yell angrily at him to shove off. Some minutes late, the woman was much lighter, and there was an ugly little baby.

In the next room over sat your mother who was holding you who was not even a day old, likely cooing at the adorable little baby. Your Daddy was probably doing the same. I can't be sure, I was in the room next door watching the fat lady.

Purple=Vernon Dursley levels of Angry. It can also mean tired
Blue=relaxed, so if you see a person turning blue, don't disturb them! They're relaxing
Red=We went over this
Pink=Same
Green=happy
Yellow=sad
Orange=I believe we also went over this
Black=everything else.

What show are they from? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I want to play more HP so that would just take up too much time from today.

Yours Truly,
Your 15 year old friend

PS: Happy birthday to you, you're a hundred and two! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!