No Title, cos i like to copy copycats who copy me!

Dear Jenny,

This is going to be a short post because we talk alot ealier, for ten hours if you forgot. Since then i slept till 12 o'clock. Then had like five minutes to get ready because we went to a cookout at my dad's work. Then we went to the huge outlet mall, where i got a new pair of brown converse, my fifth pair i think, um black, baby blue, lime green, grey, and now brown, so yeah fifth pair. I also got some shirts but the shoes are more exciting. I also texted Ashley happy birthday and welcomed her to the top secret club of sixteen year olds, oh no youre only fifteen i wasnt supposed to tell you, darn. well this is all that i have to say so adios amiga,

Forrest


PS Favorite way to pronounce Red Wine with a german accent... REDVINE!!!

No Title as well cuz I'm a copycat

Hello!

I am not going to really say much because we are texting. But I do need to say a few things. One: if you're gonna be late I want to know when you're gonna post, cuz you're not getting out of it. Two: I made us a youtube channel with that video I posted, so tell me when you're gonna post and I'll give you the password. Three: I had more than just the one idea from the text. So text me tomorrow and we'll talk about it. (Not today, bc we're already texting, and it's gonna throw off the convo).

I hope your birthday was wonderful. And little known fact about that story: I decided last minute to add the second paragraph and edit the first a little. I realized that it would be silly to say you were born any other way than you were. Oh, and don't be surprised if your birthday present comes in a manila envelope. I'm too lazy to figure wake up early on the saturday before band camp to send you your present.

Also, you should know that texting you has almost completely distracted me from rereading polychromatic again. And I forget, have you read Once There Was a Darkness? You should if you haven't. Or delicate. Have you read delicate? It's good too... Actually, I really should just make you a really long list of everything I want you to read, and you can do that for me. Sound like a plan for our next posts?

-Jessamyn
PS: We're gonna be bigger! We're gonna be badder! Well, badder in the better sense of the word.

No Title

Jessamyn


The show was one tree hill. Thank you for your lovely story about the ugly baby being born in the room next to my room in the hospital when i was born (does that make sense). I am tired. I couldnt fall asleep last night it was around five o'clock in the morning when i suceeded. Then my sister made me go to the gym again today. And when we got back home i took a shower and ate a couple pieces of pizza and was forced to go to a San Antonio Missions game, which when i was there i saw Avery Horton but i didnt have time to say hello to them. I had a pretty good birthday but it would have been better if i had my friends with me. Anywho this is all i have to say.


Courtney

Color Coded for Your Convenience

Dear 16 year old friend,

Story Time!

16 years ago, there was a woman who was very fat. Many believed that this was due to the little being inside of her that was taking up all of her nourishment. She was laying on a bed very annoyed with the pain that was coming around every so often in her abdomen. She laid on the bed in agony with her husband next to her, who simply looked flustered. Then a doctor came in, and said, ok, it's time to push. So the husband naturally pushed the big bulge protruding from her belly. This caused the woman to yell angrily at him to shove off. Some minutes late, the woman was much lighter, and there was an ugly little baby.

In the next room over sat your mother who was holding you who was not even a day old, likely cooing at the adorable little baby. Your Daddy was probably doing the same. I can't be sure, I was in the room next door watching the fat lady.

Purple=Vernon Dursley levels of Angry. It can also mean tired
Blue=relaxed, so if you see a person turning blue, don't disturb them! They're relaxing
Red=We went over this
Pink=Same
Green=happy
Yellow=sad
Orange=I believe we also went over this
Black=everything else.

What show are they from? I'm too lazy to look it up, and I want to play more HP so that would just take up too much time from today.

Yours Truly,
Your 15 year old friend

PS: Happy birthday to you, you're a hundred and two! You look like a monkey, and you smell like one too!

What does purple mean?

Peyton,

Hola

I am exhausted right now and very hungery. I spent at least an hour in line for the "Voted the World's best water slide" the Master Blaster. It is pretty awesome. It shoots you up and down. so it was totally worth the a hour but next time that i go i am staying longer.

I AM GOING TO BE SIXTEEN IN LIKE 4 HOURS!!!

that is all i got to say so chao.


Brooke

PS i am becoming obsessed with the show these characters are in

PPS. a seven nation army couldn't hold me down.

Forgetfulness is not good

Yola

Gah! I almost didn't remember to post this because I was playing Lego Harry Potter. If I hadn't begun to wonder why my mom hadn't come up yet, I would not have posted this. So lucky me.

So have you managed to finish AVPS yet? I absolutely loved it, and once you're done with it, we need to have a really long discussion about it. I won't say anything else in case you're not far.

I still have four boxes to unpack in my room. And two of them I can't really unpack until my mother unpacks her office, because I'm getting the closet space in there. And then I can't unpack my other two boxes of books, because I need the first two boxes unpacked so I can set up my bookshelf *sigh*

Also, have you ever watched the 'Into the Womb' series on National geographic? It's interesting.

Ok, I'm gonna go, video games have made me tired.
-Jessyman

PS: *Spoiler* Want to go look at the full moon?

Heute ist Donnerstag den 22. Juli 2010

Jessyman,

This is going to be another short one. Cos like you during your post yesterday i am tired. Why am i tired you ask. Well its all because of my sister. She has decided that we are going to go the the gym every day for at least an hour. OH your jealous arent you. Wanna switch places. So far i think that i will survive all day but if she makes me go after marching band starts i wont be so lucky seeing as it is like all day long. Oh and it is cooler here in texas than it is in Illinois. My sister and i played on the wii today and we totally failed at super mario bros cos we kept forgetting which player was whos and we wiykd push eachother or get in eachothers way. i dont think that sibling should play with eachother cos they dont always work so well toether. any who

Auf Wiedersehen mein Freund

Court

Let's get back on track, shall we?

Court,

I'm rereading match for the hell of it. The girls are doing their.. uh dance, where I am right now.

Clear enough to say, I am way to distracted to really write much here. I hung out with Hope from down the lane quite a bit, blew some bubbles, and managed to unpack about one of my boxes. I'm starting to get pretty tired due to being up at 7 after staying up until 3. And now having a proper bed, I'm quite knackered, and would very much prefer to just read some more and fall asleep. So there you are.

I look forward to your condiment punishment. You have one week and a day (you get an extra one because of your birthday).

Jess
PS: I will likely be sending off your present tomorrow, and USPS promises 2-3 day shipping if you use their flat rate boxes. No opening until your birthday!
PPS: I want to be Mrs. Nerimon, so we can build a little house with a lawn, and watch our love go on and on and on and Nerimon...

Why don't you try a knock knock joke and see?

Hey Matt,

BULLET TIME!

• Bugs suck, they try to eat you alive
• I got the new Kate Nash CD
• I don't understand why they put those stickers on CDs when there's already plastic rap. If you're getting annoyed with illegal downloads then make it easier on those that are actually buying!
• I played with bubbles today
• Peanut Butter M&Ms are the bomb
• I got a new dress that is purtyful
• I also got ben and jerry's. It's called cheesecake and brownies I think. Weird.
• Mothers are annoying when they steal your giant sized chocolate bar
• Saw toy story 3 yesterday, it was epic
• Mom's friends will be coming over sometime this weekend
• I might go to six flags with maddy sunday
• They had munchkin at the game store. Have you ever played it? It's fun
• I reread once there was a darkness.
• Hiatuses have ruined my two favorite HPFF stories =( [you know which]
• I came up with an awesome idea for Ashley's birthday, but it is proving exceptionally hard to do
• The disney store has hugs o lot, and he seriously smells like strawberries!
• I think it's funny that the base hospital here has a mcdonalds
• Might go see the new Leonardo Di Caprio movie soon

That's about it.
-Kim

PS: Break me off a piece of that Kit Kat BAR!

hOW?

dear Ben
today i got up around ten and watched my cousins with Stephanie watched mamma mia ate a burnt grilled cheese got my haircut ate bbq pork sandwich and some ice cream and really good rocky moutain chocolate factory fudge and watched the blind side. I dont think that we even have time to drive halfway anymore because tomorrow i am going horseback riding and then seeing toystory three on friday we are celebrating my bday on saturday is my father's 25th high school reunion, and we might be leaving on Sunday but if not i may convince my parents then but i have to ask them about it.

from Jerry


PS 21 21 21 21

Ohhhh. Wanna know how to screw up a knock knock joke?

Drake,

I haven't really done much today. I woke up around eleven, and messed around on my laptop. Then I took a shower, messed around on my laptop some more, and watched ratatouille. My mom came home at around two with burger king (I loooove the stacker. Bacon is awesome, and that sauce they have on it is incredible). I'm probably going to watch speak in a bit, or maybe harriet the spy.

Are you really sure that there's no way we could meet up? We don't really have anything going on until the movers get here, so we could drive over so that you and I could hang out for a couple of hours. I really want to see you, and give you a hug and your birthday present in person =(

Oh, I just remembered, I've met two people who are in band, so that's pretty nice.

Call me when you get the chance please!
-Josh

PS: OMG, that took me a minute to get, but it's too funny xD
PPS: I figured there was someone in the picture.
You did? How?
Just clues. You know, you never dressed weather-appropriate, that kind of thing.

Illinois, and the answer to the joke is Same Middle Name

Pooh,

I just got back to the farm from visiting my Great Grandmother and my Grandma and Grandpa Hays and then i helped put my baby cousin, Daisy, to sleep who always fights it. and now i am writing this blog though really right now you are reading it and i am either asleep or doing something else. Anywho... man i use that word alot.

Last weekend i met my sister's boyfriend of a year who had texted you that one day and messed up your phone...jk. I have yet to ride horses but my sister told me that we would Wednesday morning. I dont think that i will make it to you house cos its like four hours away and my parents dont want to drive all the way there and back in one day plus we have alot going on this trip. they had told me that they would be willing to meet half way when i first found out that i was coming but i dont think that that would be much fun so :'-( Its disappointing.

On Saturday i almost had a heartattack around midnight because i had thought that it was my day to post but then i realized that it was Saturday and i went to sleep. I played apples to apples with my family and i won!!! And of course i get the card that is sexy and someone put the card toys down and at first i didnt get it until everyone started laughing. Oh and that reminds me i have to tell you a story.

Last Thursday i went to daily mass with my aunt Lucy, who is 28 years old and my grandmother. My aunt looks very young for her age because she is petite and two older ladies thought that she couldnt be older than sixteen and that i was my grandmothers daughter. So me and my aunt are twins and she has two kids in high school, we call her an over acheiver. So for the rest of the time we were together acted like twins and she acted like a stereotypical teenager. And then my grandmother said that we had two different fathers which would mean that my sisters are both my half sisters and my neices. This weekend brought on a new meaning to the phrase my grandfather always says... In this family we share.

Chandler


PS My aunt told me this joke... On the night of their wedding the bride tells the groom that she is a virgin. the groom quickly packs his bags and leaves. He goes and talkes to his dad about it and his dad says " Son you made a good choice in leaving her, cos if she aint good enough for her family she aint good enough for you" lol i found this hilarious

PPS. applebottom jeans, jeans, boots with the fur, with the fir, the whole club looking at her

Sorry no. Um, what do they have in common?

Hi Courtney,

It is 2:30 right now, and I am slappy. Slappy is happy but with a slap. That means someone slaps you so hard that you have brain damage that causes you to be happy. Just kidding! Lol.

So as you know, I am watching the office. And I realized that I was slappy when I started a new episode, and I was getting way too into the theme. Normally I tap. This time I went NA NA NEAH. Obviously I have issues.

Your story was depressing, so thanks for that.

Here is my story:

Once upon a time
Once upon a time, there were some people, and one specific person was the focus of the people, and this specific person did something with those people, and kicked ass, and it was totally awesome, and then everybody hugged, and the specific person got a girlfriend, and some bad dude died. The end.

I think it was pretty good, don't you?

I'm gonna go, because in the last episode Jim told Karen he still liked Pam, and I paused the theme to write this.

Adios!
Jessyman

PS: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam
PPS: Call me so we can figure out meeting up sometime while you're here. Hopefully?
PPPS: Make sure to call after two, I keep sleeping in later and later.

Did you get my joke?

Dear Peanut Butter,

Once upon a time, in a place far away from here, there was a little girl. This little girl was so smart that every other little girl in the world was jealous. Because of this she did not have any friends. This little girl's parents had named her Penny but the name was lost when she turned four and everyone realized the genius that she was and the name Cranium was what she started to go by.

When Cranium turned 13 she realized how lonely and sad and frustrated she felt. Her parents stopped being her parents when she was and became just people sleeping in the room down the hall from her. They spent the money she would get for inventing things, winning spelling competitions, and going on to talk shows. She was alone in the world.

Then one day about 2 years later her parents fired the cook they had had for the last 10 years and hired a new one. This chef was a single father raising his 15 year old twins, named Kristopher and Kerry. The twins were mad about having to move in with Cranium because they had heard rumors that the girl was a total noob, and they wanted nothing to do with her. Cranium, however, was excited with the prospect of two potentiaL friends moving in.

When they moved in they totally ignored her and stayed in there rooms and the kitchen hardly ever leaving those two rooms. They never end up meeting her because after they ignored her she got depressed and started cutting her arms and one time cut to deep. No one knows if this was a suicide attempt or an accident. The moral of this story is let you kids be kids and dont listen to rumours and give every one a chance. The End

Ciao
Jelly

PS i wrote this story off the top of my head that is why it sucks and probably has some bad grammar

PPs. Does Frosted Flakes have sugar in them?

Oh yeah, a Vloggity

Ok, so it's 35 minutes past midnight, but whatever... =D

What do Winnie the Pooh and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Dear Simba,

Monday and Today I...

got up had breakfast, this happened on both days,rode in a car a very long way, ate at taco bell for lunch and mcdonalds for supper, stayed the night at a hotel, then i rode in a car for a slightly long way and arrived at my cousins house, had lunch which was a ham sandwich macaroni and cheese cottage cheese sour cream and cheddar potatoes chips and some fruit, played with my cousins talked to my grandma and aunt went to the library ate at pizza hut went to the park talked to you wrote this blog.

Aint that exciting,

Goodbye

Sincerely
Nala

PS i should disown you it was Paul Mcartney and John Lennon, from the Beattles.
PS I am the eggman, i am the walrus KOOKOOKACHOO

This was my day, how was yours?

Will Grayson,

Today was eventful. I woke up, showered, ate two donuts, cleaned my bathroom, watched wheezy waiter on youtube, got in the car, listened to annoying Glee covers of lady gaga songs, went the wrong way when trying to go into barnes and noble, read some of suite scarlette by maureen johnson, bought a tall hot chocolate from starbucks, listened to a little of the new kate nash cd in the music department, got back in the car, listened to slightly less annoying music, sat at a table at olive garden for three hours, held my bladder for far longer than what has to be healthy, got in the car, took control of the radio, got home, used the bathroom, put cloudy outside for a bit, took her in the car with us, saw petco, went to jewel osco, went to petco, went to family video, found out a wii rental for 2 days is $20 and comes with a free game rental, went home, gave cloudy food, gave her her bone, took her outside to eat the bone, tried to play with her but was ignored, observed my backyard, took pictures of my mother's plants, tried to get my mom to read harry potter, got her to come outside, took pictures of cloudy eating a bone, went inside with my mom, browsed the internet as she read harry potter to page 44 (I'm very proud!), got annoyed with the lack of movies in the world that I wanted to watch, eventually chose the princess and the frog; and in the middle of the movie had some cherry coke, had cheese and crackers, got annoyed with the dog's barking, brought the dog in and out a lot, and watched my mom drag downstairs her air matress; and then I went to write this blog post.

Sincerely,
Will Grayson

PS: I have no clue if it's not them. Sorry
PPS: Darling don't give me shit, cuz I know that you're full of it, you're full of shit, you're full of shit

You're forgiven

John,


You're forgiven.

I have band practice too early in the morning to comprehend during the summer for me so this is another short post. This weekend I march in a Fourth of July parade, my sister flies in, and we are staying at a cabin about thirty miles away from where i live at a lake. Then i leave for illinois.


Paul

PS if you havent figured out who they are you are a dead person and i am an alive rich dude married to a women way younger than me and i think i have like a three year old

PPS I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves