Did you get my joke?

Dear Peanut Butter,

Once upon a time, in a place far away from here, there was a little girl. This little girl was so smart that every other little girl in the world was jealous. Because of this she did not have any friends. This little girl's parents had named her Penny but the name was lost when she turned four and everyone realized the genius that she was and the name Cranium was what she started to go by.

When Cranium turned 13 she realized how lonely and sad and frustrated she felt. Her parents stopped being her parents when she was and became just people sleeping in the room down the hall from her. They spent the money she would get for inventing things, winning spelling competitions, and going on to talk shows. She was alone in the world.

Then one day about 2 years later her parents fired the cook they had had for the last 10 years and hired a new one. This chef was a single father raising his 15 year old twins, named Kristopher and Kerry. The twins were mad about having to move in with Cranium because they had heard rumors that the girl was a total noob, and they wanted nothing to do with her. Cranium, however, was excited with the prospect of two potentiaL friends moving in.

When they moved in they totally ignored her and stayed in there rooms and the kitchen hardly ever leaving those two rooms. They never end up meeting her because after they ignored her she got depressed and started cutting her arms and one time cut to deep. No one knows if this was a suicide attempt or an accident. The moral of this story is let you kids be kids and dont listen to rumours and give every one a chance. The End

Ciao
Jelly

PS i wrote this story off the top of my head that is why it sucks and probably has some bad grammar

PPs. Does Frosted Flakes have sugar in them?